Pilgrim Ipsum

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I have to order something really cool. We're still getting paid, right? No, we broke up. Hey, check it out. I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy II. Maybe. I may need it for the rest of the week too... and the year. Oh. Then, why don't you give me the Cliff Notes on how and why you ended up dating this A-hole. Hey, you know Pac-man? It's not your fault. Oh, hi. Do you want to know who in my class is gay? That one was Halloween, so I think it gets a free pass. But are you a pretty good skater? I think I understand you, man. And now I have to kill you. Wait, how does that work? I was just a little bi-curious. Kick her in the balls! A tiny robot is kicking this guy's ass, if anyone wants to watch. Oh, and then the band's gonna play. Well, she's only allowed out when the sun is up, so I wouldn't call it dating. It's more like... Never *censored* mind how I'm doing it! So, what can I *censored* get you? Was that not clear? …Was that not clear? I can not... have... tea. DON'T SWEAT IT! ENVY'S ALL LOOKS! SHE'S JUST A PRETTY-BOY! Basically, you can't win this fight, so you're gonna have to give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you. I'll be good! Am I normally not-- There was snot in his nose?

I think I'm not getting something. Don't be a bitch, bitch! Don't you talk to me about grammar. Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable? It's over Tamara, seriously! He's an idiot and a loser and... and he's a loser and he's an idiot! Wait, how does that work? No, dude, it's not like that at all. I had this totally weird dream... This school has boys, too. But if I sign for it you'll leave. I dislike you, capisce? Oh, well, hey, listen, man. Don't worry about it. Because... because you'll be dust on Monday. Canada was never supposed to get this hot, dude. Wait, what? This sucks! I forgot you guys don't have that in Canada. Exes. Like... with jet-packs. Chicken isn't vegan? That's not the actual title of the song. Are you kidding? It's, like, ambrosia. Sorry? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst. Like, do I have ulterior motives or something? I'm offended, Kim. So what you're saying is we're dating? Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.

They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about. And by the way, I can't *censored* believe you asked Ramona out after I specifically told you not to *censored* do that! I wish I could turn into a morphing ball and roll to the bathroom from here, instead of having to get up. A tiny robot is kicking this guy's ass, if anyone wants to watch. Oh, and then the band's gonna play. Scott earned the Power of Love! Do you know a girl with hair like this? Hey... me neither. Scott, are you waiting for the package you just ordered? I hope so amigo. I don't want any more bad blood between exes. What do you say? Scott, that was not a good comeback. There's a heat wave warning in effect, so I'm ordering you to get out of our furnace-like apartment and go somewhere air-conditioned lest you die. I skimmed it. Sweet! A song for ME! Ooh, can you put on something really morbid and horrible and Japanese? Hey! Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute. Then your ears are retarded. I change my hair every week-and-a-half, dude. Get used to it. We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die? It's milk and eggs, bitch. Hey! Hey. Mind if I tag along? It meant nothing?! Heat wave? Oh yeah... I guess I'm drenched in sweat... Oh boo-hoo, pussy boy. It's not a race, guys! Back off, has-bian! We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us!